interview with an eight year old

Me: how old are you?

Sis: eight.

Me: what is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

Sis: THAT!!!

Me: okay...whats your favorite cartoon character? it could be a TV show, or a comic.

Sis: Jinx from “Teen Titans”

Me: I was expecting Starfire, but that makes sense.

Sis: STARFIRE?? she so stupid. but she did kiss Robin.

Me: …..how about your favorite web comic?

Sis: Lacadaisy! do I look like Rocky right now?

Me: no. what do you think of my comic?

Sis: it's cool.

Me: whats your favorite book series?

Sis: Junie B. Jone

Me: yes I know I wrote that wrong. I hate Junie B. Jone though. Whats your dream?

Sis: to be a vampire.

Me: …..okay, you don't want to meet Buffy then.

Sis: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T EVEN MENTION HER!!!! I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TRUST A MONKY!!!!!

Me: Brak is another character I thought would be your favorite. Interview over.

--Josie